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vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

secretsbest:

claps

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

impressingcoolkids:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD

impressingcoolkids:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD

zackisontumblr:

i would cry if my bae used ‘your’ incorrectly twice too

Me too…

zackisontumblr:

i would cry if my bae used ‘your’ incorrectly twice too

Me too…

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

kid:

shawn hunter + cory matthews

wreckitronnie:

wreckitronnie:

Listening to music older than you are
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Listening to only Top 40 Hits

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Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

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Bashing someone for their taste in music

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Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

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Applejuice

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everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies